MS paint skills

So I was browsing the YouTubes just tonight when I saw a comment that caught my eye. “I will kill anyone you want for $20 bucks plus the cost of gas. PM me for details” This was very interesting to me so I hopped on his channel and sent him the following message:
 

“I Have A Job For You
 If I send you 5 easy payments of $3.99, and you pay for the express delivery, how quickly can you kill yourself?”

 I will post any response from him, but if in the mean time you have someone you would like to have offed at a great value the username is “camisadelgolf” So you can hit them up for all your assassination needs.

kreativelychallenged:

whitelieworthy:

aculturedcontradiction:

I got fat, fat, and sad. Brb, going to hang myself. haha

hahahaha I got sad, whore, and broken. Austin I love you

I got fat, clutz, and sad…. Well shit.

I got Broken, Funny, Lovely! 

The Avengers were soo good!
 

mrtheory:

Feeling Blue…

Offensive to many, just the way I like it. hahahaha

lost-romantics:

ladyofrage:

Romance and Sex Questions in an Airport [x]

“That doesn’t mean I don’t genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch.”

FUCKING PREACH!

I love John Green and all of his and his brothers videos. DFTBA